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I vas told to come und see zhis machine. Vhat exactly is so special about it? *inserts a dollar and presses numbers 66*

The machine shakes and whistles before dropping out a reindeer hat made out of liquorice

” Sweets and festivities”

"Evening, Magic Box! I hope you're staying warm and cozy." she inserts a trimmed-down paper with a happy face drawn on it. Pressed C-8

The machine buzzes, dropping out a pair of rainbow colored mittens

” Ho Ho Ho “

Alright, lets see... *puts in ten bucks and presses numbers 77*

The machine makes a wheezing noise before dropping out a golden plunger

” Treat your throne like your children “

She laughed delightedly. "This is the best thing ever! Thanks!" She picked up the cane carefully. This needed to go in a airtight case to keep it safe.

Beep boop

She runs a hand along the blank front. "Huh..." She puts in a dollar and pushes in 32.

The machine shakes and drops out a pimpcane made of cotton candy.

” Even the man needs his sweets “

Ivis looks at the car in amazement. "This has got to be the coolest thing ever! Thanks!"

beep boop

8240 Yen, 614

The machine shakes and drop out a red wool scarf

” Winter’s coming “

Um... Vhat is zhis machine? *David raised an eyebrow, but soon shrugged and put some money, pressing a number*

The machine shakes before dropping out a pair of sunglasses with wiper blades

” Even when it rains, you got to keep your cool “

"Magic machine! I thought you were broken! I wonder what new things you have." she slips in a fresh 5 dollar bill and presses B3.

The machine whistles and drops out a box of star shaped chocolates.

” Don’t let others hold love back “

He slams a fist onto the machine, taking the shampoo with the other. "Is this some sort of joke, you verdammt infernal machine?!" ...But he puts some more coins into the machine hoping for something else. He could use the magic shampoo bottle for his glorious mane.

The machine makes a high pitched noise before dropping out a band aid

“You should no more mistreat a machine than kick a dog”